>Criminal Act to Say Bush Should Be Castrated–Who’s Crazy?
by jvaragona
>Out of East St. Louis today, a hop, skip, and a jump over the river from me, the AP reports a mental patient now faces federal charges because he told two workers at his mental health center that he wanted to castrate our President. The workers told Secret Service, and upon interview, the man, Arafat Nijmeh, told the agents that his threat “is not too harsh, considering what he has done to my country. If not that than maybe something else, you know?”
He now faces two felony charges for “knowingly and willfully” threatening to harm Dubya.
What is our country coming to? I’m sure some left wing pundits or comics have said something similar in the past, considering our President’s controversial reign. He didn’t say he would kill the man, or that he had an elaborate plan to do this. I’m sure many people unhappy with Bush and our country at this point has said something similar at some point. Watch your back. Big Brother’s out there.
Bush and his cronies’ differing accounts of how much to cut off.
On a side note, Nijmeh was staying at the Alton Mental Health Center, north of East St. Louis. I have worked in those parts. Alton is home to Robert Wadlow, who measured at 8 feet 11 inches as the tallest man on this planet. The city honors him with a statue at the Southern Illinois University School of Dental Medicine and a municipal golf course named after him. Why dental medicine? I suppose the dentists appreciate the fine bone growth. Golfing might have been quite entertaining involving such a sasquatch though.
Wadlow…more like Weirdo.
Maybe the people of Alton are crazy. Maybe they should be criticized for worshiping a golden cow. I am only fooling, but why can’t we simply have the freedom of criticizing somebody by saying they should have their penis removed. John Wayne Bobbit most likely deserved it. No one is calling for anyone’s head…well, you know what I mean. In fact in my MySpace profile, I say I’d most like to meet the President , “so that I may bite his nose off.” It isn’t meant to be taken as that, but as a fun way of saying “I don’t like him”, and what is wrong with that if 64% of the country disapproves of the way he is running this country (a new all time low for Bush and his elephant friends)? Have we no freedom and liberty here?
Jim Varagona 
>UNFORTUNATELY, THIS MENTAL PATIENT FAILED TO RECOGNIZE SOME OBVIOUS FLAWS TO HIS PLAN: 1. IN ORDER TO CASTRATE, AN ATTACHED PENIS MUST BE PRESENT 2. DICK CHENEY DOES NOT COUNT BECAUSE HE IS NOT DIRECTLY ATTACHED 3. JUST BECAUSE GEORGE W.M.D. BUSH IS CAPEABLE OF FUCKING SHIT UP DOESN’T MEAN THAT HE HAS A PENIS 4. IF YOU ARE LOCKED UP BECAUSE YOU ARE INSANE, YOU WON’T HAVE A CHANCE IN HELL AT GETTING THE JOB DONE 5. INSANITY IT SEEMS, WOULD BE A VERY VERY BAD DEFENSE IN THIS CASE, AS CLEARLY, THE SANITY OF SUCH AN EFFORT WOULD BE COMPLETELY OBVIOUS TO EVERYONE IN THE ENTIRE COUNTRY.