I spent the transition of years with rowdy teenagers unfortunately. It wasn’t all that bad though, considering how many poor schmucks I got to watch, like John (pictured above), that got incredibly wasted and puked their innards up.
These are the times of their lives.
Anyway, I look forward to the coming year. I will be wed this year, further entrench myself in debt, and hopefully make a movie and conquer the world. I also plan to revamp my main page of diabetoboy.com and launch an advice column, because the public demands that I share my wisdom.
May all your resolutions and hopes for the year be lost after one week.