The informative Disinformation site has broken what I consider to be the story of the year so far. A society in Malaysia claims to have scientific evidence of a Bigfoot colony.
‘The Johor Wildlife Protection Society said it has “scientific evidence” to prove the existence of Bigfoot whose reported sightings recently in the Johor jungles have excited the world’s media.’Not just one Bigfoot but a whole colony of the giant, hairy creatures which the society named “Orang Lenggor” (Lenggor People) as one was spotted in an area by that name, said the society’s secretary Tay Teng Hwa.’ (Malaysian National News Agency article).
I’m still not sure what to call more than one Bigfoot since that’s all we’re accustomed to thinking of, but this truly is astonishing. According to this society’s rep., Tay Teng Hwa (a name that flows off the tongue), “The adult creatures are between 10 and 12 feet tall while their children are 6 to 7 footers. Seventy percent of the Orang Lenggor have a human appearance but the rest resemble apes,” he said.
I do question whether or not this is just a bunch of Malaysians hopped up on some hybrid hashish sitting on eachothers’ shoulders in gorrila suits, because we all know the original Bigfoot footage was a man doing just that, but still looked very convincing and inspired the hit film Harry and The Hendersons.
I did manage to acquire a photo of one of the more human looking child Lenggors by bartering with the society. Let’s just say the deal involved patio furniture, knorks, and the promise of a gnome in return.
Here it is…
It appears that they have already adapted human clothing and what appears to be eyeglasses. We can only wait for the Malaysians to make their expedition into the colony in March or April and then come back with their findings to discuss what all of this really means. The truthiness is out there.
Also see: Wikipedia: Sasquatch